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Summary: The Goriest Movie Of The Decade!!!
Comment: And I mean it! And to prove it, here's a little ditty I composed all on my own, sing to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" !!
THE TWELVE DAYS OF BLOODSHED:
On the twelfth day of bloodshed, my true love proved that she, was gory to the twelfth degree!
TWELVE times Fulci's "Zombie"
ELEVEN times "Evil Dead"
TEN times "Blood Feast"
NINE times "City of the Living Dead"
EIGHT times "From Dusk Till Dawn"
SEVEN times "Planet Terror"
SIX times "Suspiria" (even though that's my fav horror movie ever)
FIVE times "Ichi The Killer"
FOUR times "Inside"
THREE times "Guinea Pig 2: Flowers of Flesh and Blood"
TWO times "Dead Alive"
AND ONE AWESOME, ASIAN MOVIE EEEEEEEEEEEE!
Well, I hope your Twelve Days of Bloodshed were as gory as mine! After all, this movie shows you the true meaning of the holidays...erm, the true meaning of gore! Thanks for the time, and peace.
Customer Rating: 
Summary: The Machine Girl Blood Bath
Comment: The Machine Girl brings in all the crazy blood splattering (sometimes funny) effects that you would expect from a Tokyo Shock movie. It even has Tempura. The overkill on the blood spraying machine makes this movie so over the top you can't help but laugh. I can't count how many times someone loses a limb in this movie.The acting is yet to be desired but who watches these movies for the acting? I give it 4 stars. I'm waiting for the sequel.
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Summary: THIS ONES DEDICATED TO THE ONE I LOVE
Comment: Dear Machine Girl,
I was so happy when I finally found you;
the blood-soaked girl of my dreams.
I think you're gatling gun arm was just super.
You were so bloody I could bathe in your torrents of gore.
And I loved that some of the color in your scenes were washed out.
Your were so pretty that night, with your plots of vengeance.
Remember when you severed that punks hand with a sickle,
or kicked a pipe through that other punks mouth, and out the back of his head.
That was just lovely.
You really made my night with that one.
Or the time you busted a hole in that red-ninja,
and then aimed through it and mowed another hole in his buddies skull.
Don't you remember all we've been through together,
the decaptations, the horizontal & vertical mutilations,
the showers of blood together.
We had so many romantic dinners, like the fried arm, and the finger sushi.
Remember that knife through that womans mouth,
oh what a joy to see her vomit blood on her sons decapitated head.
We had some good times didn't we??
Don't get me wrong every special effect we had was as corny as "he who walks behind the rows".
But they were fun weren't they.
Don't you recall??
Pounding nails in our enemies face,
the chainsaw leg, the flying guillotine, and the motorized drill bra.
I can't believe our bloody, slow-mo, skull-swapping conclusion.
It was all to sudden.
Come back to me Machine Girl,
I love you,
I need to feel your waves of blood on my face again.
You fill my world with gore.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
blood, Blood, BLOOD!!!!!!!!
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Summary: Buy this movie now!!!
Comment: This movie is just awesome. You got a cute girl brutally killing bad guys...what more could you want? The action is so over the top that it is downright hilarious. This movie is NOT meant to be taken seriously. This is my new favorite movie. I have never written a review before, but I had to on this one because it needs to be in your collection. What are you waiting for? Buy it now!
Customer Rating:
Summary: Splatter-rific
Comment: Laugh-out-Loud splatter fest that is way over the top. This is a great movie for those looking for a fun movie outside of the hollywood recycle machine. If your looking for 'high-art' or 'culture' then this is not for you and should be avoided at all costs. But, if you want to watch a movie that you and your friends will be talking about for a very long time - then this is your movie.
The number 1 reason to buy this movie immediately is because "Wrestleanimaniac" hated it...nuff said.
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